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  • Me: *heals self*
  • Enemy: *heals self*
  • Me: Whoa. Whoa.
  • Me: What do you think you're doing?
  • Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
  • Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: It's different when I do it.
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poindexterious:

cashier: and that’ll be $9.95

me: *only has $9.90*

cashier: that’s fine, enjoy!

me: image

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offtide:

a bunch of practice nat doodles

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Yukine and his various outfits 。◕‿‿◕。

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bathingwithlucifer:

literally representation of society

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vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

SHE IS PERFECT

As a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent

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queer-terror:

pt.1 of billy and teddy bedroom headcannons ;)

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officialnatasharomanoff:

wheresthe-angel:

Imagine if in The Avengers 2, at one point Steve is surrounded by enemies, and so are all the other avengers and it’s clear to Steve that he’s not gonna be walking away from this.

All of a sudden, they all start falling around him faster than any of them can realize what’s going on.

Steve looks up at a nearby building and just sees

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hahahaha i didn’t need my heart at all

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misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

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